Ultimate Internet Dream Band Addendum: Tonetta777

Most people are boring, some people are prudes, some other people are shameless, and some take shamelessness to a point where it is heroic and sublime. While I was making the previous list I made the terrible discovery that the man who was my first choice for frontman singer/songwriter of my Ultimate Internet Dream Band had his youtube account suspended; in an atrocious act that I can only take as youtube's own personal vendetta against love, life and happiness.
My subscription to Tonetta777 was 90% of the reason for checking my youtube front page everyday. Every week he would upload 5 - 8 videos of him dancing mostly naked to his latest track of catchy, Totally Obscene, creepy as hell, fractured but infectious pop/funk tunes. His profile had no information at all and in all 300+ videos he had up only the byline "MUST SEE..." was written on them. He was a mystery.. I was so sad when I couldn't embed any of my favorite Tonetta moments, but now I happily discovered Tonetta has another account (!) it appears to be an older private account that he switched over to public to host his backlog of videos. How long until youtube suspends this account due to "term of use infringement" who knows? But for now here are some of my favorite Tonetta777 tracks for your delinquent eyes.

This was the first Tonetta video I saw and I think it's still my favorite. Definitely one of his more menacing tracks.


The other favorite of mine..


a couple more..


This one might have gotten him kicked off. I seem to remember this was one of his last that he posted.

The Ultimate Internet Dream Band

I already have an awesome band, but a man can dream can't he?
Lets just pool our Youtube resources and put together the ultimate Internet Dream Music Ensemble right here anyway.

I'll start with this guy as my Drummer:


On Keyboard:


Lead Singer (I might take the bassist as well):


Or maybe this person as Lead Singer? I don't know...


Or Maybe this Woman as Singer/Songwriter? I can't decide.. Goddamn it!


On Rhythm Guitar:


On Lead Guitar:


Every good project needs a Guest Rapper. I pick Eli:


And this other guy as well:


This would be our banjo player and he would repeat this performance every night:


And then there'd be this guy:


If you have any other suggestions for players put them in the comment section below.